Welcome to Date Night E04 Big Things In My Butt - An Anal Fail! The lore, for those who do not know, is that Stefano and I fuck pretty much every day because we make porn for a living. So we set aside a few nights each week on top of our porn time to have time to ourselves. Then I had the idea to record a few of those personal fuck sessions so you could join us. We keep the lights off except for a few to enhance the night vision a bit so these are not about filming in a super bright studio. This is our time, fun, goofy, dumb, romantic, and yet super hardcore. This time, I took the biggest dildo ever in my ass. And I still did not cum. Epic anal fail.